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Big Ass Lump of Coal
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Big Ass Lump of Coal

$9.00

Duke Cannon’s Big Ass Lump of Coal has activated charcoal and the scent of bergamot and black pepper. Inspired by St. Nick.

6 in stock

  • 3x bigger and better smelling that traditional lumps of coal
  • Made in the USA by humans, not elves
  • May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
  • A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty
  • According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a “super cute” gift for guys.

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Description

Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn’t sound half bad. Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal – with activated charcoal and the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper.

Additional information

Weight 1.1 lbs
Dimensions 1 × 1 × 1 in

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