Big Ass Lump of Coal

$9.00

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Description

Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn’t sound half bad. Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal – a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. It’s the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans. 

Product Specs: 

  • 3x bigger and better smelling that traditional lumps of coal 
  • Made in the USA by humans, not elves
  • May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
  • A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty 
  • According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a “super cute” gift for guys. 

Additional information

Weight 1.1 lbs
Dimensions 1 × 1 × 1 in

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