THICK HIGH-VISCOSITY BODY WASH – PRODUCTIVITY
Fact: teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like Friday night at fraternity row. Simply put, they don’t get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day’s work.
Duke Cannon’s THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.
Invigorating scent blends notes of fresh eucalyptus, peppermint, and woodsy pine. Smells like Productivity.
3X THICKER than teenage body wash
Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
Bonus: no loofah required
Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free
Size: 17.5 oz.
*Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.