Duke Cannon

Duke Cannon isn't a big fan of wearing costumes, but he'll make an exception around the holidays. Like in December of '03 when Kris Kringle's local...

Thick Body Wash-Sawtooth 3X THICKER than teenage body wash Plant-based thickeners for superior lather Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate Conta...

The Pulitzer Prize for Hair is not a thing, but if it were, you would be holding it right now. Duke Cannon’s New Anchor Thick Hair 2-in-1 Shampoo &...

WINTER SURVIVAL TUBEDriveway shovelers, mountain scalers, snow fort builders, (and spring cleaners) understand the havoc winter can wreak on your f...

THICK IN A BOX GIFT SETFact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like Friday night at fraternity row. Simply put, they don't get ...

ILLEGALLY CUT PINE SOAPAvoid the sad stench of artificial flame retardant and indulge in the freshest scent of the season with Duke Cannon’s Illega...

FROTHY THE BEER MAN SOAP“Frothy the Beer Man was always full of cheer. With two ice cold mugs and a big ‘ol keg, he preferred to share his beer.”Sh...

Duke Cannon's Liquid Hand Soap is for those hard-working hands that aren't afraid to get dirty, but would much rather prefer to be clean. Very clea...

Jingle BoozeJingle Booze, Volume 2 of the Holiday Classics features 3 big ass bricks of our favorite soaps. One book contains: one (1) Big Ass Be...

The Miracle on 34th Beardth StreetTested on interns and not for clowns.  The Miracle on 34th Beardth Street, Volume 3 in the Holiday Classics serie...

Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a junior varsity locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-workin...

THICK HIGH VISCOSITY BODY WASH OLD GLORYFact: teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a junior varsity locker room. Simply put, ...

WORKING MAN'S FACE WASH - TRAVEL SIZEOne hard-working, scurvy-fighting son of a gun! While you’re hard at work, dirt and grime flock to your face l...

Fact: teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like Friday night at fraternity row. Simply put, they don’t get the job done. Hard-work...

If left untouched for three days, Duke Cannon’s beard would grow a beard. Therefore, he needs a shaving cream that will clean him up without the bu...

SUPERIOR GRADE SHAVING CREAMIf left untouched for three days, Duke Cannon’s beard would grow a beard. Therefore, he needs a shaving product that wi...

STANDARD ISSUE FACE LOTIONEvery day, dirt, grease, and the elements wage a silent war on your mug, making it hard for you to put your best face for...

Duke Cannon's Solid Colognes are the alternative to offensive sprays that leave you smelling like you were attacked by the perfume lady at the mall...

Who decreed that premium colognes had to come in gaudy bottles and be sold in outdated department stores? Not this guy.Seneca smells like venturing...

A fellow should have a signature scent that is recognized by those closest to him, not by Debbie in Human Resources. Grant Proper Cologne™ smells l...

For the man whose hair commands the respect of others, there is no substitute. The Pulitzer Prize for Hair is not a thing, but if it were, you’d be...

Your dad never talked to you about hair styling, but be damn sure he used a decent pomade. After all, a man’s hair is a weapon and no hair commands...