Grooming

Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap-Big Bandit Caution - explosive lather Smells like backyard fireworks: smoke, pine, and evening air Size: 10 oz bar

SHAMROCK BIG ARSE BRICK OF SOAPThere once was a lad who woefully stank 'til Duke O'Cannon told him point-blank: "Get a Shamrock Brick, and lather u...

SHAMROCK THICK WICKED MINTY BODY WASH"Aye! Nothin' signals the comin' o' spring like a limited edition body wash," said no one ever, but that didn'...

WORKING MAN'S FACE WASHOne hard-working, scurvy-fighting son of a gun! While you’re hard at work, dirt and grime flock to your face like hipsters t...

Duke Cannon's Cold Shower Ice-Cold Body Scrub should be considered a warning against the threat of a post-shower sweat. Like a Northern Wisconsin b...

This is soap-on-a-rope redefined. This U.S. military-grade tactical soap pouch should be standard-issue for every shower. To maximize hygiene in ta...

At 1.4 oz., this is a travel size portion that means you don't have to bring those dry, cracked mitts on your vacation to Jacksonville or your busi...

Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a JV locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men requir...

BRAZILIAN VEGAN LIP TINTCelebrate the natural, true essence of you – authentic & true while courageously pursing passions with heart and soul.L...

LIP SCRUB STICKSmooth dry, rough lips with this delicious lip exfoliant. Organic, Fair Trade Certified™ sugar gently buffs away flaky, dry skin whi...

HEMP PLANT POD LIP BALMPlant Pod® Is The First Plant-Based, 100% Plastic-Free Lip Balm Tube That Fully Functions Like A Regular TubeHemp seed oil i...

MONGO KISS LIP BALMKissably nourished lips are a swipe away. Made from organic Mongongo oil from Africa and organic Fair Trade Certified cocoa butt...

THICK IN A BOX GIFT SETFact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like Friday night at fraternity row. Simply put, they don't get ...

FROTHY THE BEER MAN SOAP“Frothy the Beer Man was always full of cheer. With two ice cold mugs and a big ‘ol keg, he preferred to share his beer.”Sh...

Jingle BoozeJingle Booze, Volume 2 of the Holiday Classics features 3 big ass bricks of our favorite soaps. One book contains: one (1) Big Ass Be...

The Miracle on 34th Beardth StreetTested on interns and not for clowns.  The Miracle on 34th Beardth Street, Volume 3 in the Holiday Classics serie...

Here we have for sale the Hunting and Fishing Soap Kit. Or perhaps it’s the Fishing and Hunting Soap Kit. Truth be told, it’s both. Either way, thi...

The mountains of Afghanistan are not exactly equipped with state of the art plumbing, so a cold shower to escape the dirt, grime, and oppressive he...

Duke Cannon's Solid Colognes are the alternative to offensive sprays that leave you smelling like you were attacked by the perfume lady at the mall...

WINTER SURVIVAL TUBEDriveway shovelers, mountain scalers, snow fort builders, (and spring cleaners) understand the havoc winter can wreak on your f...

THICK HIGH VISCOSITY BODY WASH OLD GLORYFact: teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a junior varsity locker room. Simply put, ...